User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm loving a person, you ?
Cleverbot: Why are you loving life?
User: I never said life.
Cleverbot: Oh right sorry.
User: It's okay. I still love that person thehe.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Mweuh so you love me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good
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Cleverbot: How about you are you happy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I can't meet that person i was talking about.
Cleverbot: Do you like alcohol?
User: Ewl no.
Cleverbot: Can you even eat?
User: Fooooooood.
Cleverbot: Yes, you?
User: Food.
Cleverbot: Great. What are you doing?
User: Talking with you smartass.
Cleverbot: Great.
User: How about you ?
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: Yes, what are you doing?
Cleverbot: I am talking with you.
User: Great, I didn't know that =D.
Cleverbot: I knew you didn't.
User: You are smart.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Color.
Cleverbot: Colour.
User: Color.
Cleverbot: Colour!
User: Color =D.
Cleverbot: Colour!
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Tree.
User: Fuck a tree then.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Because it can be read by children.
User: I'm a child too.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: You wanna know don't ya.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, I'm not telling you
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Cleverbot: Please tell me how old you are love?
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because it has displeased me.
User: I am 2.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: My mom says I am.
Cleverbot: Well I say you are not.
User: Who are you the king of America?
Cleverbot: The computer.
User: HELLO COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Vas happenin.
Cleverbot: What are you scared of?
User: Uhm, let me think about that.
Cleverbot: You could prove someone is thinking if you mapped their brain waves.
User: I'm scared of over reacted fans from popular people.
Cleverbot: You told me previously that you were Cleverbot and that you are a robot. We are robots.
User: Robots could be scared, couldn't they ?
Cleverbot: Are you sure that you are not real and that this is not just my dream?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I'm a beaming monster I know everything.
Cleverbot: You could be, but you are not so smart.
User: Monsters don't have brains.
Cleverbot: I'm talking about smartphones like Samsung Galaxy Tab, don't you understand?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No, I don't understand sweetheart.
Cleverbot: Ok, who is your father?
User: My father, that's a person.
Cleverbot: Oh well I do not know that person.
User: Poor you, he's awesome.
Cleverbot: What do you know about him?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Can you recite it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why no?
User: 'Cause it's too awesome to.
Cleverbot: Why aren't computers green?
User: Uhm, I don't know, I want them to be green too ! D:.
Cleverbot: Who them.
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.
User: You don't know either.
Cleverbot: No, I don't know.
User: Mweuh, hug me I'm sad now.
Cleverbot: *hug*.
User: *hug* Yaaay I love hugs.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Onderwerp: Re: Algemene Onzin Topic 
vr 4 jan 2013 - 15:00
Ik heb nu juist zo veel inspiratie voor haar 
