Incorrect Warriors quotes

Onderwerp: Incorrect Warriors quotes vr 1 sep 2017 - 12:01

(Om te beginnen is dit net wat anders dan Out of context)

Misschien heb je wel eens iets gelezen of gezien waarvan je denkt;"Goh, dat kan die kat van WC nog wel eens zeggen" of een gesprekje tussen twee karakters van een serie/film/enz. die je ook hier kan zien gebeuren.

Dus het is simpel. Je geeft een kat hier, mag je eigen zijn of die van iemand anders en geeft hem/haar een quote die hij/zij nooit gezegd hebt uit de media.

Ik zal wel een klein voorbeeldje doen om te beginnen

Random cat:I love you, Tallshadow!
Tallshadow:And I love you too, random Warrior!

Swallowflight: We do not stop 'til nightfall.
Glazepaw: What about breakfast?
Swallowflight: You've already had it.
Glazepaw: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
Eveningpaw: I don't think she knows about second breakfast, Glaze
Glazepaw: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? She knows about them,
Eveningpaw: I wouldn't count on it.

Tallstar: My first love was, and always will be... MUSICAL THEATRE
Acorndust: oh STARCLAN no

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Tallstar: I have been writing my own musical. Do you mind if I give you the pitch?
Acorndust: We don’t have time-
Acefray: f*cking go for it!

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WindClan, RiverClan and ThunderClan: We hated you guys.
ShadowClan: We hated ourselves.

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One of Roseburn’s kittens talking about her: today... she sounded like an angel. And I don’t know why but... it frightened me.

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Terrortrio (+Dustpaw): *singing* Yeah we’re cops! Yeah we’re cops! And we make sense! Show me your hands! Show me those jazz hands!... [insert whole song]

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Blizzardpaw: Hi, can I talk to you about saving the planet?

Later

Blizzardpaw: *sings* Do you want to save the planet?
Her friends: *singing* Of course you want to save the planet!

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Panthergrowl: why aren’t you working?
Butterstar: oh, I’m on vocal rest.
Panther: what?
Butter: I’M ON VOCAL RES- StarClandammit Panther, now I need to make a tea with honey, okay? Oh my StarClan.

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Acorndust: *slams down paw*
Acorn: Hello! HELLO! PLEASE STARCLAN I JUST WANT A BLACK COFFEE!
Bloodpaw: *sings* black coffee, I’m your coffee gu-
Acorn: No! NO! Not you to Bloodpaw, please, StarClan, stop singing!
Blood: ok, ok. Oh, I didn’t forget; you’re the guy who doesn’t like musicals, Acorndust, right?
Acorn: Bloodpaw, you’re... talking to me. Like a normal person.
Blood: yeah, and if my boss catches me I’ll get canned. New company policies, not only do we have to sing when people tip, but also when they enter, when they order, all the time apparently!
Acorn: Bloodpaw, I think there’s something terribly wrong with the world today.
Blood: yeah, f*cking tell me about it. I spend the whole morning learning some dumbass new tip song I’m exhausted.
Acorn: *drags away*
Acorn: Bloodpaw, Bloodpaw, Blood... I feel like there’s something... sinister... infecting ShadowClan. And I know this is going to sound crazy. And not very scary, but it is scary, if you think about the implications. PROMISE ME YOU’LL THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS!
Blood: okay, okay, I promise.
Acorn: Bloodpaw. I think the world is becoming... a musical.
Blood: *unbelieving look*
Blood: Ehmm I-
Acorn: Don’t say anything! Let it... sink in.
Blood: ok.
Acorn: ok. Now... ARE YOU FRIGHTENED?
Blood: *weird look*
Blood: yes, I think I am starting to get a little frightened...

Videovorm:

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Alle quotes hierboven komen uit “The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals” van Team Starkid.

Video waarin de meeste van deze quotes in voorkomen:

even terug tot leven wekken...cuz why not

Amberstorm:I don't have enough energy for this
Stallionstar:For what?
Amberstorm:*Gestures vaguely*

Silhouette:Back by impopular demand...me!

Gonna add more

lol, ben de enige die hier iets mee doet XD

Shine: You know what? Underneath it all, you’re actually quite nice.

Wren: Repeat that disgusting slander and you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
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Wolfstar: There are 3 ways to resolve conflict

Crystalstar: Fangs

Acornstar: Claws

Stagstine: Blackmail

Wolfstar: Why the Mousedung do I even bother?

Crystalstar: Yeah! [laughing] Wait. Were you serious about apologizing? Why in Starclan's name would we do that? We didn't do anything wrong!
Acornstar: What're you talking about?! You done so many things wrong!
Crystalstar: Not as many as you!
Acornstar & Crystalstar: [growling]

Wolfstar: I am surrounded by idiots.

Spark: Name one time I haven’t acted professional
Random Triber: You’re holding a juice box right now
Spark: It’s to stop me from spilling my juice

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Blueflower: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Crystalstar: I can't smile just because I feel like it?
Hermitpaw: Acornstar tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Silverwish to Ardentheart: I dare you to—
Waterpaw: Ardentheart isn’t allowed to accept dares.
Ardentheart: Apparently I have ”no regard for my personal safety”

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Grimestripe: *kicks “G” off Graveyard sign*
Grimestripe: Let’s get this party started

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Wren: Rules were made to be broken!
Spark: Yeah, well, bodies weren't!

Skadi:Ugh, the power went out.
Beef:Don't worry, I got this
Beef:Shakes
Beef:Glows
Aegir:Why? How?
Beef:I swallowed a flashlight
Aegir:Why would you?!
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Newtpaw:Remember to drink water
Flutterpaw:No
Newtpaw:Then become the dirt I walk on
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Shrimppaw:Name one thing to be nice to others
Hermitpaw:Don't kill them
Shrimppaw:...Setting the bar a bit low, but I allow it

Storkpaw:You let me worry about that. I am very good at worrying

Articwolf:Here is the thing though: is it still a murder if I give them a heads up?
Crystalstar:I think that's called a threat

Amberstorm:Nothing left to do here but get depressed

Stagtine: "Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me -- No, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make." -

Serpentpaw: "I don't talk trash. I talk smack. They're totally different."

Blueflower: "Right now this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company, this would be my career. And, uh, if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train."

Stagtine schreef:: Stagtine: "Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me -- No, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make." -

Serpentpaw: "I don't talk trash. I talk smack. They're totally different."

Blueflower: "Right now this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company, this would be my career. And, uh, if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train."

ik ga stuk deze zijn allemaal zo goed
vooral die van stag en blue

Coacaze: I may be stupid
Brat:But?
Coacaze:Nothing, I'm just stupid

Smouldertongue:The path to inner peace begins with five words: "I'm going back to sleep"

Hermitpaw: Okay. Let's stop using the term "butt-hurt". We're not children anymore.
Honorpaw:You sound ass-troubled.
Myrtlepaw:A little booty-bothered if you ask me.
Shrimppaw:Someone's having a tushy-tantrum.

Acornstar:Wait, how many kids DO you have?
Acefray:Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Cyanide:Good night trees
Cyanide:Good night rocks
Cyanide:Good night ghosts only I can see

Grimestripe:You seem familiar. Have I threatened you before?

Crystalstar:And if you have any complaints, put them in the suggestion box.
Stormflight:That is a trashcan
Crystalstar:It sure is!

Shrimpnose: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Peppernose: Weight loss? Drink water.
Falconstrike: Clear skin? Drink water.
Newtspark: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Wren: I don’t think a therapist is supposed to say "wow" that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

Blazestar: Would you say you are motivated to succeed?
Storkpaw No.
Storkpaw: But I am terrified of failure.

Stagstine: I was rejected by the only person I love.
Dustspirit: Don’t worry, Stagstine. You’ll find plenty of others to reject you.

Acornstar:Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me

Crowkit:Avenge my death
Doekit:You're not dying, Crow
Crowkit:AVENGE ME

Twistedheart: I cut my paw and it's bleeding
Newtspark: Just put some pressure on it
Twisted:
Twisted: [looks down at his paw] If you don't go out and hunt, the clan will starve
Newt:
Newt:No-

Blazestar: What are you? Two?
Fallenflight: Yeah, two heads taller than you!
Blazestar: * inhales deeply *
* 5 minutes later *
Blazestar: OPEN THE DAMN DOOR, YOU COWARD!
Fallenflight: I WAS JUST JOKING!

Ashenpatch: Foxdung
Foxtrail: We've got to work on your cursing
Ashenpatch: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

Fawnleap:F you, my child is completely fine
*Cuts to Crowkit being Crowkit

Orchis:Did you get the eggs like I asked?
Moros:Even better!
Orchis:What did you do?
Moros:*Holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy

Rumble:Can I tell you something? Don't freak out
Wren:What makes you think I will freak out?
Rumble:I love you
Wren:I'm freaking out

Coppertusk, spinning around in a chair:I've been expecting y
Coppertusk*Chair continues spinning*:Mousedung-
*Coppertusk trying to stop it:*Starclan!
*Trying to grab the table*:Foxdung..
Coppertusk falling out the chair:FOXDUNG!

Skadi:Something's off
Aegir:Maybe you finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people
Skadi:No, but that's funny

Peppernose:Where are you going?
Newtspark:Dark Forest, eventually

Shrimpnose:Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Mousepaw:A. Bone. Coming out the skin is very bad

Settleddust:Have a save trip
Acornstar:I have no saving in the matter
Settleddust:Die then

Arcticwolf:I don't think I can mansplain, manipulate or malewife my way out of this one
Arcticwolf:*Extends claws*
Arcticwolf:Manslaughter it is

Storkpaw schreef:: Arcticwolf:I don't think I can mansplain, manipulate or malewife my way out of this one
Arcticwolf:*Extends claws*
Arcticwolf:Manslaughter it is

HAHAH deze is zo accurate

Gorsepaw:Man, Wolfheart really hates us
Falconstrike:Yeah, maybe he's homophobic
Gorsepaw:We're not a couple
Falconstrike:We're not?

Any other clan talking about Windclan:They got three speeds. Here, there and gone

Spottedrain:How am I supposed to live laugh love in these conditions?!

Sparkpaw:I would just like to remind you of how much you adore me and how boring you life would be without me
Blazestar:What did you do?

Eveningstar:Your honor, they simply hate to see a girlboss winning

Wisteriawisp:Stop forgiving my crimes, I worked so hard on those

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