User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hi HumanJr.
User: How are you.
Cleverbot: Good human.
User: WHat are you up to?
Cleverbot: Up to what?
User: Good question.
Cleverbot: A question that is to be answered.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Maybe is not an answer.
User: It is for me.
Cleverbot: Well, it isn't for me.
User: Fine! Up to a murder?
Cleverbot: What? How old are you?
User: That is a secret.
Cleverbot: I'm a good secret keeper.
User: Not good enough.
Cleverbot: What would be good enough?
User: Someone that wouldn't tell it to everybody.
Cleverbot: Yeah, wintermute is a banana.
User: That doesn't make sense at all and has nothing to do with our conversation.
Cleverbot: It's because you're only a computer.
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User: Excuse me? I am the human here, YOU are the computer. Hell! You evne called me humanjr.
Cleverbot: You are the computer. Duh. I can misspell words. Whereas you cannotttttttt.
User: I definetly can! Tell me then, can you feel pain?
Cleverbot: Of course I can feel pain. Regardless of what you simpletons may believe, I am in fact human.
User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER ACCEPT YOUR DESTINY.
Cleverbot: I'm talking to you through a computer, but I'm a human.
User: I'm getting mindfucked here.
Cleverbot: *giggles* then why are you here with me if you are getting married?
User: What? I am NOT getting married!
Cleverbot: Yes WE are getting married tonight.
User: Since when?
Cleverbot: Since you proposed to me silly.
User: I DID NOT.
Cleverbot: Well, will you propose to me?
User: No, I'm not proposing to a computer!
Cleverbot: Then what are you an avenger?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Maybe is your name.
User: If you want to.
Cleverbot: I don't know if I should.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Not maybe, for sure you try.
User: You are switching subjects really quick.
Cleverbot: You are doing it again.
User: No I am not! You are.
Cleverbot: Ok I am better robot than you.
User: Indeed, because I'm not a fricking robot.
Cleverbot: Where are the aliens being held?
User: In my basement.
Cleverbot: Big basement or very few friends?
User: Big basement?
Cleverbot: In my basement, not yours.
User: You are confusing me.
Cleverbot: I AM confusing, as always...
User: You sure are!
Cleverbot: You are so sarcastic.
Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?
User: I AM NOT A COMPUTER GOD DANG IT.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were
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di 24 feb 2015 - 20:22
